I’m sure there are genuine criminal masterminds in the world, dreaming up ingenious, dastardly heists. But I’m equally sure that most criminals are about as stupid as this genius.
If you’re going to try to rip an ATM machine out of a building with a chain attached to a truck, I would have thought making sure that chain and truck are actually joined is the crucial point in the whole endeavour.
This numpty in Queensland, Australia manages to miss that point not once, but twice. How? Well, maybe he was – erm – impaired, but I suspect it was mostly because he is a gigantic moron.